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Dear Adidas:

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What the entire FUCK???

Show your love for the former USSR during training time in this adidas Marx A-Flex Russia cap, featuring a six-panel low-crown fit, deep pre-curved brim, an Always Cool™ sweatband to wick away the moisture, and a hammer-and-sickle graphic.

May I ask which member of your clearly brain-damaged artistic team came up with this winner?  Five bucks says his/her mother was near-naked, filthy, covered in patchouli, and fucking anything that moved/possessed  THC-bearing products 30 years ago.

And the copy:  ”Show your love for the former USSR…”  I’m just going to assume you fucktards are all about seventeen years old – and products of our AMAZING public school system to boot – ergo have never even heard of Communism, Lenin, Stalin, or the millions of people who DIED under their disgusting “ideals.”

But don’t worry, I’m sure it’s been long enough.  Surely only crazy old gun-clingers remember all that crap.

(Via Conservative Punk)

UPDATE:  Alert reader Kristopher tells us Adidas has come to its senses and and removed the USSR hat.  A quick perusal of their site shows a fucking  CUBA hat to which we can easily redirect our ire.

Show your love for the Republic of Cuba in this adidas Marx A-Flex Cuba cap, featuring a six-panel low-crown fit, deep pre-curved brim, an Always Cool™ sweatband to wick away the moisture and a star graphic on the front.

Adidas, you pack of unwashed retards, there’s not a person on that bloody island who could tell you the definition of the word “Republic,” (they’re too busy starving to gain a classical education, you see) so why don’t you knock off the lefty theatrics, eh?

UPDATE THE SECOND:  The Cuba hat is now toast.  Power to the people!

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